
Azzet Unpacked: Good Friday ahead after crude business week

Ahead of the Easter break, investors were handed an escalating Iran conflict, a US$122 billion AI mega-round, aluminium prices at four-year highs, a $29 billion food distribution deal the market hated, and a reminder that the Strait of Hormuz has no single off-switch. All the top moves, shakes, and chocolate bunny flakes from Azzet's editorial team are right here in your weekly business wrap every Friday (4 April 2026). The Strait of Hormuz has been shut for five weeks now, and the best idea anyone in Washington can come up with is threatening to seize an Iranian oil island while simultaneously granting Moscow a sanctions waiver to sell more crude. Subsequently, Brent Crude posted its steepest monthly gain on record during March.Source: AzzetThe IEA logged an 8-million-barrel-per-day supply loss - worse, by its own assessment, than anything the oil market has previously recorded. Gulf aluminium smelters took direct hits from Iranian strikes, and U.S. consumer sentiment slid to a three-month low. None of which stopped OpenAI from raising $122 billion at an $852 billion valuation without ever having turned a profit, or SpaceX from filing for what looks like the decade's biggest IPO, or Oracle from sacking staff so it







